A fun part of parenting is at all times having the fitting reply or educating your children one thing for the primary time and blowing their minds.
That solely lasts for therefore lengthy, although.
I’m not there but with my children, however in line with dad and mom on Twitter, seven is the age children begin to have ideas of their very own which might be probably hilarious and profound on function.
7 is prime no filter age, as these tweets and memes present:
Disclaimer: Clearly some dad and mom are filled with shit, so don’t be stunned if a number of of those find yourself within the Didn’t Happen dump this week.
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7yo: How do you want my snowman?
Me:
7yo:
Me:
7yo:Me: Why’s the carrot at—
7yo: He’s standing on his head.
Me: Ooohhhh
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 27, 2020
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My son requested my 7yo how she would survive a bear assault and she or he replied she would attempt to be his good friend, thus making her essentially the most lovable of my youngsters but additionally the least prone to survive an encounter with an precise bear.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 24, 2019
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Being a father or mother teaches you numerous about your self. As an illustration, this morning my 7yo advised me that I’m not as humorous as I feel I’m.
— Lurkin’ Mother (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 7, 2018
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My 7yo simply stated , and I quote “I do know diamonds are costly , like $27 however they’re my birthstone, so I ought to have some.”
— Heather 🦠doo do doo do doo do doo do (@dishs_up) February 1, 2020
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7yo: Daddy, I can’t discover my stuffed animal
Me: Right here it’s
7yo: How did you discover it?
Me: I appeared
7yo:— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 16, 2017
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Me: Prepared for college?
7yo: [in only underwear with pants tied around his neck like a scarf & a sock on each hand] Nearly
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) January 10, 2017
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[laser sounds] [dinosaur sounds] [enraged death screech]
Me: What have been you doing?
7-year-old: Taking a shower.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 4, 2020
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7yo: I’m so enthusiastic about sleeping in tomorrow.
Me: Me too!
7yo: I feel I’ll most likely sleep till SEVEN!
Me: *sobs quietly— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) September 4, 2015
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7yo was doing parkour over the furnishings when he slammed right into a door, obtained his denims caught on the deal with and was form of dangling the other way up and I don’t know if that’s all a part of parkour however I clapped anyway
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 6, 2019
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My 7yo’s toothbrush has a suction cup on the underside, so she caught it on the tile wall and tried brushing hands-free. *Wipes tear of satisfaction*
— SpacedMom (@copymama) September 10, 2017
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7yo- You labored manner more durable than me at the moment, dad.
Me: I at all times will, lil buddy.
7: Not while you’re useless.
Me: (Whispers) Jesus Christ.
— Cam Houle ~ Dairy Farmer (@dailydairydiary) November 20, 2016
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My 7yo son had essentially the most mature breakup!
7YO: BTW mother, I broke up with my girlfriend.
ME: every thing okay?
7YO: yah. We simply realized we like various things. Like, she likes to stroll round and chat and I prefer to run round and play loads. So we determined we must always simply be mates.— 🥧 SUZANNE 🥧 (@425suzanne) February 2, 2020
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My 7yo stated if she ever will get married she needs to have a pajama-themed marriage ceremony, and I really feel like my parenting has come to fruition.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 11, 2017
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Spouse: “Do NOT lick the canine!”
7yo: “However he licked ME!”— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) April 21, 2019
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7yo: Why can’t I’ve espresso?
Me: It’ll make u much more energetic than u already are
7: However u drink it on a regular basis& u by no means have power!
— Salty Mermaid Leisure (@saltymermaident) August 13, 2016
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My 7yo: Why do you could have a tattoo in your butt?
Me: It’s my decrease again & a number of ladies have been getting tattoos there within the 90s.
Her: However why? Who did that to you?
Me: A tattoo artist close to my faculty
Her: In faculty? (shaking her head) You made some dangerous selections, lady.
— LaToya Jordan (@latoyadjordan) February 3, 2020
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7-year-old: I’m drained.
Me: Possibly it is best to go to mattress earlier.
7: Possibly at the moment ought to be canceled.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 10, 2020
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My 7-year-old advised me she needs a pet chinchilada. Do I discover this on the pet retailer or a Mexican restaurant?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 26, 2019
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7yr previous “Do girls get their intervals on weekends too?”
Me “Sure”
7yr previous mutters to herself “Jesus Christ”— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
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7yo son: Might I’ve some water?
Me: What are the magic phrases?
7yo son: I can get it myself.
Me: There you go.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 6, 2020
