Maintain onto your butts and conceal your goats! It’s time to take a wild trip by the prehistoric pandemonium of the “Jurassic Park Updates” Twitter account. Created by a pack of comedy geniuses together with @pjayevans, @NotJosephGarcia, and their hilariously gifted crew, this account is the place dinosaurs come to roar with laughter. From T-Rexes with texting woes to Velociraptors navigating workplace politics, these tweets think about a Jurassic Park the place the most important hazard isn’t being eaten—it’s dying of laughter!
So, whether or not you’re a die-hard fan of the franchise or simply in it for the giggles, prepare for a tour of Jurassic Park such as you’ve by no means seen earlier than. Simply bear in mind, the one factor you’ll want to outrun right here is the sheer absurdity of dino-sized dad jokes and prehistoric puns. Let’s dig in and unearth among the funniest tweets from the wild world of “Jurassic Park Updates.”
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